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May 3rd, 2007
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Well its been a while since my last post.

Life for us has been a rollercoaster lately, and we just have not had the energy to go and see or do anything blog-worthy.

So I thought maybe I’d add a joke category, and any good jokes I either get sent or see on the net I’ll share here with everyone. If you want to send one in, just email me at brutusATbrutuswebDOTcom.

Where possible, I will credit what I know about original authors and/or contributors.

So without any further fuss or muss, here is number one:


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and
asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two
missing teeth,

“Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his

knees so that he’s on her level and asks,

“Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabbit over there?”

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her

hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a
tiny quiet voice,

“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”

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